Thursday, 27 October 2011

Single vs Married...the cold war

Are you a single unmarried lady? Ever walked into a gathering and felt like the only single lady on the earth? Ever caught a man staring at you and the wife shooting you daggers from her eyes she wish would take you down? Hahahahahaha! Honey! You aint alone!

This brings me to my question:
 Is there a secret undeclared cold war between single and married women?
This is an unending discussion whenever I bring it up among my single girlfriends. We the singles think the married ones are the enemy since they think of us as not 'figured out' or players.

 What actually gives me the creeps bout my married friends is that they now think I am the unrepentant sinner while they're now saints and can't openly discuss issues with me any longer... Not to think that all they want to discuss is my child, my mother-inlaw, my husband blahh blahh blahh...

I actually got pissed when all a woman with a Master in finance wanted to talk bout was her 2yr old child...
( Do we actually lose ourselves when we get married? Hmmmmm...)

Well I think married women are threatened by the singles thinking they're the enemy cause they can have sex with anyone and anywhere even with their husbands... Of course! Wedding rings do come out... Most singles have unknowingly slept with married men because they weren't  wearing the bands...

While I still think the married women should be more accommodating (omg! Got me thinking they should also with their I'm going to be shot at) because they were once single and never shot us at sight(just kidding).

Well I still think if you're still single, you're not to be trusted! Hahahaha! ( My single girlfriends will sure gun me down!)
Have a cold war free day! Lol.


  1. LOL, ur silly. I think i'm gonna like it around here.

    Anywho, i haven't had any of those experiences but i think its because im just getting to the point where all my friends are starting to get married. Im sure in a couple of years i'll have tons of horror stories to share lol

  2. I just like ur style of writing. Very descriptive

  3. One day u will be on de other side and u will also turn ur eyes into a gun to shoot de singles. Definitely there is a cold war between de single n de married.