Saturday, 2 June 2012

I'm like a man's wallet, fat enough to keep your attention.

"I would give everything to have the perfect slim arms!" "I'd kill so I ain't got any stretch mark anywhere on my body" "ohh, I'll pay a whole lot to have that Mercy Johnson's body" and so forth.
Sometimes you catch yourself telling your girlfriends these. And they just laugh at you.
Truth is, no matter how high your confidence level is, you're still human and a woman at that.

Sometimes its soo hard to believe any man would just love you with all the flaws you got going on!
Mercy Johnson's body? Hot! But I'd rather have fat arms than have her face! Ohh yes! I said it!
So, you see, everyone's imperfectly perfect.
I once saw the the most beautiful girl and I started wailing " ohhh sweet Jesus! Where did I go wrong? I'm soo going to have a talk with your Father, my God. " and then, she opened her mouth to talk; are you shitting me? Her dentition is sooo ugly that I couldn't help but laugh really hard! Ok, Dear Lord, I take back my words.

But hey! Someone out here on God's earth will love the imperfect you perfectly no matter how hard it seems...
And hell! How dare em judge you! Not like you had a choice to choose differently!
No? Can anyone remind me what happened during creation? Huh? You weren't there? Hell, yea...

You might not be the beauty queen, but trust me when I say, some part of you are pretty awesome!
So, don't settle for anything less than what you deserve!

Yes, even though I got this imperfect body going on for me, I got everything I need to keep your attention.