Monday, 24 December 2012

My Addiction.

*whew* How y'all beautiful souls doing.  Lots of stuffs I got going but actually nothing...

After the stressful exam, twitter world got the best of me and talking about Twitter, I can't help but think I got a love life with it... Its funny right? Hahahahaha!

Looking at it critically, I wonder if Twitter is a distraction to the lonely life I got going on. Much as I enjoy it out there, I can't help but ask myself whether I'm taking it to a whole new level.

Much as I can tell, I got my behind all week in bed... I got soo many friends wanting to spend more time with me but thing is, I'd rather be looking into the damn phone than be listening to em... And I end up being an asshole.
How's your hols going?

Saturday, 2 June 2012

I'm like a man's wallet, fat enough to keep your attention.

"I would give everything to have the perfect slim arms!" "I'd kill so I ain't got any stretch mark anywhere on my body" "ohh, I'll pay a whole lot to have that Mercy Johnson's body" and so forth.
Sometimes you catch yourself telling your girlfriends these. And they just laugh at you.
Truth is, no matter how high your confidence level is, you're still human and a woman at that.

Sometimes its soo hard to believe any man would just love you with all the flaws you got going on!
Mercy Johnson's body? Hot! But I'd rather have fat arms than have her face! Ohh yes! I said it!
So, you see, everyone's imperfectly perfect.
I once saw the the most beautiful girl and I started wailing " ohhh sweet Jesus! Where did I go wrong? I'm soo going to have a talk with your Father, my God. " and then, she opened her mouth to talk; are you shitting me? Her dentition is sooo ugly that I couldn't help but laugh really hard! Ok, Dear Lord, I take back my words.

But hey! Someone out here on God's earth will love the imperfect you perfectly no matter how hard it seems...
And hell! How dare em judge you! Not like you had a choice to choose differently!
No? Can anyone remind me what happened during creation? Huh? You weren't there? Hell, yea...

You might not be the beauty queen, but trust me when I say, some part of you are pretty awesome!
So, don't settle for anything less than what you deserve!

Yes, even though I got this imperfect body going on for me, I got everything I need to keep your attention.