SIX INCHER OR SIX FIGURE ÉARNER

Its always some good times when the girls come together cause someone always got some juicy stuffs to spill! ( I don't go easy on the men.)

One of the girls went on bout how she met a six incher ( I sure hope you're not asking what that is; ok! A man packing
enough down below the belt ie a six inches Dick!) and how he was proud to show off and wouldn't mind her taking
a pic to show the girls... Ohhh and he was soooo good with it she didn't want to leave...

I always feel jealous when someone is having some good sex and I'm not! So I asked the ultimate question: which would you rather have; a six incher or a six figure earner? ( trust me she didn't find it funny I had to end a perfect conversation of her good sex to start one of my arguments). Everyone went wild and the argument started. Just as vodka kept decreasing in the bottle so did the C word and D word keep flying around.

I couldn't get it off my head as my girlfriends left...
Just like men use a scale of 1-10 to measure a woman's attractiveness, so it seems women have now come to have their own measuring tape so to say to weed out the average guy from the George Cloonenies ( personally I got this thing for George Clooney... Don't judge me) and we refer to this scale as the SIX SIXES
You think its shallow? Trust me ur woman is judging u based on that! But here is one of women's secret: if ure a seven figure earner, u can makeup for a lack in the other departments... ( ahhhh this woman like money ooooo)

To an Independent woman, she would always want the six sixes;

A six inches tall man: all women always want a taller man cause according to my girlfriends it gives a sense of security ( I wonder if that includes catching a grenade for me). Just like men like girls with big boobs cause they find it attractive so do women find a taller guy attractive.( and to think that I'm petite! I need me some tall dude! No puns intended to my average sweethearts)

A six figure earner: even though it isn't much, it sure beats a five figure! This isn't bout the material things but I think no matter how women equals to men, when all is said and done, money equals power and masculinity. A man who earns a lot of money can easily take care of his family and to his woman, that is way too sexy.

A six pack abs: In a country where we recognize a six or seven figure earner by his potty belly, its definitely a tall order to ask for a six pack man. I recently had an argument on Facebook bout this and a man complained how we women never seem to be satisfied. But the truth is every woman desire a six pack man. While I don't really fancy skinny guys, I love my men in good shape so he can work it and get it! Lol!

In a scale of 1-6; I would want a guy who has stayed
6 months since his last relationship. You think I'm insane and wonder if a guy can stay 6months before his next relationship? I know what I'm saying. I don't want to be your rebound girl. Any girl who is looking for a keeper will sure need a guy who is emotionally available and not be a quick fix to his broken heart. I almost did the mistake of dating a guy who had a broken heart. Fortunately for me, the ex called in his absence and I committed the cardinal sin of answering his cell. He came back and got all pissed at me for picking up! Seriously dude?! Wow! I then realized he's not yet over her. No woman wants to be the rebound girl.

In a scale of 1-6 most women would prefer a man with a six inches below the belt. ( I'm not the one talking here but my G-spot certainly is) This sometimes can be nervous for men or builds their confidence if they got it... To be fair, not all women need a guy with a big Dick but those women are generally not highly sexual. A longer Dick makes it easier to hit the G-spot and easier to reach orgasm with the right position. A wider Dick causes more friction which enhances pleasure. So if you're not packing
Down below, make sure you got those oral and fingering skills...

A friend was complaining to me how the fiancée wouldn't want to make love to him again... When I asked her, she got offended and spilled he got a tiny Dick! Ewww! ( she sure spoiled my appetite that evening and I couldn't get the thought out of my head.) When I asked him bout his Dick, he got embarrassed and retorted whether she has ever considered the fact that her vagina is too wide! Awwwww! ( I always hate the part where I'm the middle woman)

All I'm saying is if I ever get a six incher and at least six figure earner, I'm definitely saying a big amen to that and he is certainly hitting it, I mean all of it!

Is monogamy too much to ask for in a relationship.

This is one particular topic that has caused lotta frictions in relationships. While I aint dishing out advice or whatever, I'm just bi-curious (jeez! Get a hold on yourself gurl!)

Shayla (original name withheld for privacy reasons) my girlfriend came back from visiting her boyfriend and been complaining bitterly bout how he suggested a threesome in their sex life. She cant take it... Isn't she enough for him? Was the question she threw at me... And whether I would do that for any man... caught in the crossfire, I just stared at her till she hit me...

Ok! I really hate to bust her bubbles but living in an adventurous world, men have really made threesomes or whatever "somes" are available the new sexual frontiers.
Now almost every man wants to see his girl kiss another girl or she watch while he makes out with another girl...

Well I can sincerely say its sooo much fun because it involves fantasies, allowing yourself to really come out.

Sorry ladies but the bottom line is men wants us to man up bout our emotional feelings and just go with it... While it sure can bring excitements into the relationship, it can be some pain in the ass.
Had an experience where my man wanted a threesome and I prepped myself to be the star guest (I still laugh hard weneva I remember this) but everyone had their agenda... He totally forgot I was there.. Hahahaha! Which eventually ended the relationship.

Before I could enjoy any threesomes, I would be emotionally detached. I dunnooo if it comes with the fact I'm a female and it has been genetically encoded inside me.... Bottom line is no woman can enjoy threesomes with whoever they're emotionally involved with.

So if you're not sexually expressive and accommodating,trust me.. they aint for you and ohh yes! Monogamy now comes with a price tag.

Single vs Married...the cold war

Are you a single unmarried lady? Ever walked into a gathering and felt like the only single lady on the earth? Ever caught a man staring at you and the wife shooting you daggers from her eyes she wish would take you down? Hahahahahaha! Honey! You aint alone!

This brings me to my question:
 Is there a secret undeclared cold war between single and married women?
This is an unending discussion whenever I bring it up among my single girlfriends. We the singles think the married ones are the enemy since they think of us as not 'figured out' or players.

 What actually gives me the creeps bout my married friends is that they now think I am the unrepentant sinner while they're now saints and can't openly discuss issues with me any longer... Not to think that all they want to discuss is my child, my mother-inlaw, my husband blahh blahh blahh...

I actually got pissed when all a woman with a Master in finance wanted to talk bout was her 2yr old child...
( Do we actually lose ourselves when we get married? Hmmmmm...)

Well I think married women are threatened by the singles thinking they're the enemy cause they can have sex with anyone and anywhere even with their husbands... Of course! Wedding rings do come out... Most singles have unknowingly slept with married men because they weren't  wearing the bands...

While I still think the married women should be more accommodating (omg! Got me thinking they should also with their husbands..now I'm going to be shot at) because they were once single and never shot us at sight(just kidding).

Well I still think if you're still single, you're not to be trusted! Hahahaha! ( My single girlfriends will sure gun me down!)
Have a cold war free day! Lol.

Welcome to my world!

Now that you're here, lemme tell you some few things. I might not go down in history but I sure will go down on your system.... ( OMG! Has it reached the point I'll go down on anything?!)

 I'm no English professor and never did major in English so do not expect perfect writings... I'm your next door naija girl but trust me, I done did all you ever wish to do...(all em silly naughty things! Lol)

I muse, blabb and scribble bout sex and relationships... I don't dish out relationship advice, that's what your Holy Book and therapists are for...
I do sure help breakup relationships(ok that's disturbing)

Expect anything sexual, raw and weird....
And ohhhh yes! Your comments, criticism, hates are all welcomed( I actually gets horny and jerk off to the thought! *dead*)

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